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[ Newt laughed, gave him a friendly kind of shove, typical guy stuff. He'd never admit that actually got to him a little bit. This was Newt. He wasn't a romantic and he wasn't a virgin by any stretch of the word. So why was it almost making him blush? Weird. Must have been something in the air or something.

But finally they arrive, talking whenever they feel like it. Newt probably gave him an earful about at least one Kaiju or another and oh hey look! Yeah, two please, thanks. Definitely a sports bar. TVs and stuff everywhere. Jerseys. Whatever, they were here for the food. ]

I would threaten to leave you behind if you don't like them but.

[ Vague gesture towards Kurt in general. What would be the point. ]

Then I would just have to go home and finish off the cobbler I made all by myself. That would be a shame. I could get quite fat living in this city.

[Doubtful. His metabolism and his penchant for always playing the acrobat when he was alone on his 'walks' would see to that.]

But I am willing to give them a try. If you like them so much, I'm certain they will be delicious.

Me too. We don't have half of this stuff back home anymore!

[ Damn closed trades. ]

Well. [ Newt looks down at his stomach and gives it a good poke. ] More than I already am.

[ Even with limited shipping, one could or usually had to eat badly. Newt slides into the booth. Booths made it easier to pretend they were in their own little world. And they were cooler. Everyone knew that. ]

[Kurt grinned as Newt patted at his belly.]

I happen to think you look quite fine the way you are. Though, I would be happy to help you... find ways to burn any excess off. I've been told that there are certain activities that are surprisingly effective at burning calories.

Glad you do because it's probably not going anywhere. Even with sexercise.

[ The notion of a menu is entertained but all it takes is a quick glance to know the special. It's probably written in chalk somewhere anyway. ]

My colleague did a research project on that once. You'd be surprised at how many calories you can burn with your dick.

[Kurt will leave the ordering in Newt's hands for this, trusting the other man's judgement and allowing him free rein over this evening's choices.

The comment, however, has him laughing again, head ducking down as he looks around to see who might have heard.]

Such talk. And such activities. This is what you do where you are from? Research sex?

[ Yeah hey they'll have two wings specials with a side of spicy because they need to live on the edge without spoiling any sex they're going to have tonight. And! ]

Beer?

[ WHat the fuck was he asking for. Kurt was German.

Now that they were alone again, right back into what they were talking about. ]

I wish. I went into the boring stuff like engineering and studying aliens.

I do not think that is so boring. We do not have aliens where I am from and engineering is a necessity in our world, wassermolch. It is certainly more productive than being an acrobat.

[ Okay the nickname thing was making him really happy and that shouldn't be happening. Please stop that, Kurt. Or don't? Wait, yeah no, don't. ]

Do you know how many people dream about being in the circus? Yours is better for studying sex anyway.

[That had him pausing in his movement to get comfortable, looking over at Newt in surprise.]

... How is that...? I do not think I understand.

[ What. ]

Everyone wants to go to the circus, dude. It's a trope where people want to run away to it.

[ Duh. ]

[He rolled his eyes at the man.]

I was referring to the studying sex part.

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