Eudio IC Inbox

[penitently]

"Please leave a message. I would not want to miss your call."

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[broil]

Now you do! And you're going to tell me all about it.

[see he settles himself more comfortably. story (gossip?) time.]

[penitently]

I... do not know what to tell?

[broil]

Like, does he have a car?

[penitently]

... No? What does that have to do with anything? I think maybe you drank too much last night.

[broil]

It's a movie reference, you absolute nerd.

[SMH.]

[penitently]

Ah. I do not believe it is a movie I am familiar with, then.

[broil]

Is there a romantic movie you do know?

[penitently]

They are not usually the type of movies I tend to watch.

[broil]

You should, they're hilarious.

[nomnomnom.]

So what does he have.

[a huge penis]

[penitently]

... I don't think he has much. I do not believe he packed before coming.

[Oblivious]

[broil]

Well, there's one thing he didn't need to pack to bring here.

[and he's going to waggle his brows now.]

[penitently]

No? What is that?

[Oblivious...]

[broil]

His penis. I hope.

[hey has has no problem being blunt.]

[penitently]

Petre!

[Oh my god, Petre. You don't just talk about another man's penis.]

[broil]

What? [he loves shocking people, what. CLUTCH THY PEARLS, FAIR KURT.] Like you're not here for the same reason we all are.

Warning: Notifs are completely down for me for some reason.

[penitently]

One doesn't have to come here for... sex. Merely contact. Touching. It could be as simple as a hug. Not all are so...

It does not matter. Finish your eggs.

[So rude, Petre.]

[broil]

Mhm. You can touch a penis, too, it doesn't have to lead all the way up to sex.

[he shrugs, then does as he's told.]

[penitently]

That is not...

You are a strange boy, Petre.