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[penitently]

"Please leave a message. I would not want to miss your call."

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[broil]

Really? Not a pleasant shiver or anything?

And you say that like it's a bad thing.

[penitently]

... Not from just being grabbed, nein.

It is not. It is merely a fact. I am blue. You are strange.

[broil]

Ha! I like your thinking, True Blue.

[does kurt listen to madonna he should]

I didn't grab you. I was fondling.

[penitently]

[Petre's getting a look now.]

That was not fondling. That was grabbing.

[broil]

But I was gentle.

[kurt pls.]

[penitently]

[He did chuckle.]

Gentle, yes, but still grabbing.

[broil]

You're so stubborn.

[But he looks pretty amused, chewing on his food.]

If I kissed it, would that be better?

[penitently]

You are not kissing my ear. You are eating.

[See that, Petre? That's a stern look.]

[broil]

I meant hypothetically!

[totally! don't be a dad.]

[penitently]

[Dad dad dad.]

I suppose I would not mind. I do not when N-- someone else does so.

[broil]

[OH MY]

Nnn-? Who's Nnn?´

[penitently]

...

Finish your food.

[broil]

Kurt!

[he gasps, mouth wide open.]

You've got a fling. You've got a fling! And you weren't going to tell me! I'm so hurt right now.

[penitently]

I didn't realize that it was something worth telling.

[broil]

Of course it is! We're buddies.

[penitently]

We are friends, yes, but... I suppose I do not know what one shares with friends.

[broil]

Now you do! And you're going to tell me all about it.

[see he settles himself more comfortably. story (gossip?) time.]

[penitently]

I... do not know what to tell?

[broil]

Like, does he have a car?

[penitently]

... No? What does that have to do with anything? I think maybe you drank too much last night.

[broil]

It's a movie reference, you absolute nerd.

[SMH.]

[penitently]

Ah. I do not believe it is a movie I am familiar with, then.

[broil]

Is there a romantic movie you do know?

[penitently]

They are not usually the type of movies I tend to watch.

[broil]

You should, they're hilarious.

[nomnomnom.]

So what does he have.

[a huge penis]