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[penitently]

"Please leave a message. I would not want to miss your call."

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[penitently]

[Genes, dude. Genes.]

If it is with you? I think I would not mind whatever you have in store.

[herpetology]

Dude you are smooth. How have you never been with anyone before?

[penitently]

[... Genes, dude. Genes.]

Perhaps I was merely waiting for the right someone?

[herpetology]

[ badumTSH.

But that shouldn't have made him smile as wide as it did. ]

Honestly you could do way better. But I'm glad you're settling. Do you like horror movies?

[penitently]

Do not discount yourself so easily, Wassermolch. You have many things that make you worth while. As for the movies, I suppose it depends? I do not mind the older ones so much.

[herpetology]

I don't think they're going to have any old ones. I'll let you choose when we get there

[ Just nothing rom-com, please. Oh god please. ]

[penitently]

[He would save him from that. For now.]

Should I come over? I can be there... nowish.

[herpetology]

Wait

[ pause ]

Okay now on the left side of the couch

[penitently]

[He was smiling as he appeared, landing on the opposite side of the couch and turning it into a small jump, pouncing on Newt.]

Good afternoon, Newt. You look well.

[herpetology]

[ Would that ever stop being cool? No way. It makes Newt's smile brighter as his hands rest on the sudden blue devil in his lap. ]

You look excited. Miss me?

[penitently]

It's possible I might have.

[He was wearing a small smile, tail moving to curl around Newt where it could grab a hold as he crouched over him.]

[herpetology]

[ Newt gives a pfft as he removes his hands. ]

Then I guess you don't want to be over, whatever that's cool.

[penitently]

Now you are playing with me.

[Kurt leaned in, still smiling as he stole a kiss from the man under him.]

You know I am teasing, liebchen.

[herpetology]

Calling me that already?

[ It... was kind of embarrassing but hey. Maybe that's just the kind of guy he was. ]

You ready to go?

[penitently]

[And now Kurt leaned back a bit, a little apprehension in his yellow gaze.]

Would you... prefer that I do not?

[herpetology]

[ He was really sensitive wasn't he... Guess you couldn't blame him. ]

I'd prefer Wassermolch.

[penitently]

[The smile came back and Kurt moved to stand, holding a hand out for Newt.]

Then Wassermolch it is.

[herpetology]

[ The hand is taken without a second thought and Newt starts to lead them out with talk of one of Earth's greatest treasures: action movies. ]

You're going to love this film, dude. I can't believe they even have anything like it here!

[ Except wait. Hold on. Before they got to the cinema they needed the full dating experience of a dinner first. And where was just as important as what. Newt paused right at the door to give a brow-knit, very-serious look and stopped Kurt with a hand to his chest. This was incredibly important.
]

Have you ever had hot wings?

[penitently]

I have had chicken, yes. Not hot ones.

[Newt looked so very serious about this situation, Kurt was wondering if he'd committed some kind of dating faux pas already.

Dammit, Kurt.]

[herpetology]

[ Oh my god. The shock on Newt's face right now. ]

We're fixing that.

[ Pat to his chest. And out they go! It's a shame they can't just teleport anywhere but he does see the need to y'know... actually know where one is going. ]

[penitently]

[Kurt will follow long after Newt, wondering where it is they're going and what exactly he has to do to get Newt to let him do more of what they'd done last time.]

I did not know it was broken...

[herpetology]

[ Hey. Dude. Kurt. He's more than just a love machine. ... Mostly. Newt leads the way but keeps more or less the same pace with Kurt. For now, his hands are in his pockets. ]

Probably the best food America has to offer.

[penitently]

[He knows that. He just... wants to have his Newt and eat him too. =|

They're walking side by side and Kurt looks over, brow lifted at that.]

I am not so certain of that. I am quite fond of pizza and burgers. I think it would be hard to top those.

[herpetology]

[ Bruh. Bruh. The look on his face should tell you everything. Are you serious?? Dude. ]

You say that now because you have not tasted the amazing yet.

[penitently]

Is that so? Well, then I expect to be properly blown away from these amazing wings.

[He was teasing, tail waving behind him until it sort of just... found itself caught in one of Newt's belt loops.]